This is some real shit like just think about it. This is probably like like, yeah, just yeah.

Jen Jen Jen or take a shit cool. She cool right? But Zendaya she my mommy bro and mama we trust she my mama so real she raised me She made sure the grandkids got clothes and food on their feet. We won. God bless you, sirs.

Nah, fuck women, we don't like women. We like Ryan Reynolds.

No, cuz like, Zendaya's my wife, and she belongs to me. She knows she's my wife too.

Alright so um... I don't know the two left girls, I don't really pay attention to social media that much. Um, do you want to take a smash? Smash, smash, smash, smash. I used to want to smash in there, but then you got fucked by like seven dudes. Tom Holland over here like this. No! He's got me! Aah!

I'm sorry, you already know we're all gonna bick Zendaya, and you know why? Cause she down with the threesome action! She down with it! Men, girl, it was kind of what it is.

Get your ass outta that shit!

General Ortega and Zendaya are sooo vile. Oh my god. Please, please date me. Oh my god. I will treat you so well. Please just give me one chance.

Okay, I'm not hating you, but that just kinda scared me. I saw all these other famous people, and I just saw that in the corner, and it's just kinda like, stand on me. I swear like, I like, you're beautiful, like, but like, it just kinda scares me, because you just kinda like, Without me in, yeah, yeah.