What's upon a time there was a scary ass ***** that lived across the street then they got shot Then they got pop, then they got rap like cat in the hat niggoo

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Okay, imagine this. You leave your kid to a babysitter, right? Mm-hmm. Trusting the babysitter, right? Because you know that there's your whole life, you know? So you trust her with your kid, right? Wrong. Wrong. You know what? What happens? She ends up stealing your kid at the end of the movie, like, girl! Then what? Then what is he gonna do? Like, no!

One time I fell on the floor and farted.

Yeah, you get to the back room, yeah, I'm trying to stay that low with my deni. And, uh, yeah, I get to the back room and say you, you talk to the internet and get to the back room.

My mom found my searches.

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One time I was going to the bathroom and then I smelled something. Smell it bad so I went to go check it out. I can't remember. What if it said dookie I took 10 minutes to go in the hallway? No. Yeah, I was wrong. Um, turned out it was actually my cast-dookie. I smelled kind of like strawberry shortcake so I ate it. didn't taste as good. Then I got Lyme's disease and arthritis from that.

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The funny thing is I know you're lying. I know you're lying. Like that doesn't happen to people. You can say all you want, you're not going to change my mind, you're obviously lying.