Alright, alright, alright, I got a serious question for you. Uh, Mickey Mouse, like, Pluto's a dog but he can't talk, but Goofy? Goofy can talk. So what the fuck is Goofy?

You know, I've never realized that before, but now that you've said that, I'm not gonna be able to stop thinking about it.

Dude, this shit has been keeping me up at night since I was like... 10. I swear to god.

I confused a weird ass combination of a dog and... uh... I don't know... Tigger or something? It's weird. Yeah.

goofy is me that's that's my alter ego you feel me

Maybe the creators just wanted to create a pet in the show and they don't necessarily want to make a human as a pet yeah

I really understood what the deal with Goofy and Pluto was. Um, I don't know, would Goofy go to college or something? I don't know.

I don't know I was a goofy as like a dog and a mouse kind of conflict together cause it user so long like Makino he has a small ears because he has it was long like dog like years

OK hear me out this myself I look little bit Cray Cray but I honestly think that goofy is a duck and a human monster

A goofy ass dog.

Maybe Pluto is a baby?