Give me a southern accent you got right now.

Listen here boy this town ain't big enough for two of us. I don't know why I don't know why you asking me for all these stupid fucking questions Listen listen bud. This this just ain't it. You just can't be doing it Now I gotta go get back on my horse and go get me some beer Now, would you like something?

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Hey, you better stay on that plantation, little slave.

I'ma tell you right now boy. I don't want you in my city Get out of here. Am I talking off the fast for you? Well, I'm in a slowdown boy With your coon self. I'm tired of you monkeys feel trading on my lawn. I see one of you damn cooms again you gonna get a faceful lead

want me your pockets bruh? want me your fucking pockets bruh? do you want some fucking tea? One your fucking pocket

Hey y'all what's going on

Yep this is my southern accent

I'm sorry in advance if you are hearing this and you are from the south especially but this is my attempt at a southern accent I'm not entirely sure on where it is supposed to be from but this is the best that I can do for you I'm not very good at accents in general so I'm not really the best person to ask about this