Oh my gosh our anniversary me and my girlfriend anniversary is coming up this Saturday and I'm super fucking excited that like I was very anti-relationship before I met her I was really noncommittal and casual but that I met her and that she is the game and this is my first anniversary What the fuck I cannot believe I'm here I am how do you celebrate your anniversary I don't know if I wanna do like that just a stereo typical like a dinner and an Olive Garden and go home like I want to go bags but what should I do do you have any suggestions how would you celebrate your anniversary

Okay, so how about this guy? For your anniversary, both y'all ****** hook up with me and we can do a threesome.