What is the funniest dark humor joke that I can come up with

What's the best part about baby dolls well what's the best part about dead baby jokes they never get old

My grief counselor died. He was so good I didn't give a fuck.

Someone in New York gets tabs every 52 seconds. Damn. Poor guy.

9-11, but this is the chair just has to be a I don't know it is Yeah, I've been thinking about that lately. Late. You know what I'm motherfucking trying to say

I'm highly sarcastic so this is going to go all kinds of ways. I'm gonna be responsible and bow out on this one.

Welcome to Mario's pizzeria and abortion clinic where your loss is allosaurus

The fastest readers were the 9/11 victims because they went from 100 stories to the first one in seconds

What does Michael Jackson have in common with Caviar? They both come on little crackers.

What's the difference between pimples and a pastor? At least pimples wait until you're 12 to come on your face

One time when I was bored, I punched an orphan. I mean, what was he gonna do to us parents?