Alright, would you rather fight a chicken every single time you get in your car or fight a gorilla once a month with a big kendo stick?

I can't drive, I'm 14 so I'm gonna pick the first one.

a chicken

How did the chicken cross the road? Because I kicked the fuck out of him.

I buy the chicken because it's like, bro this shit is just like Minecraft like I'll get my fucking sword and then I'm gonna just kill that shit you know

I'm taking the gorilla cause you know I'm just build a friend he don't know me I don't him I was pretty weak like bro he just took a real like like what's like I do like I'm not even being top of the food chant like I'm just to get

First of all, I'm definitely going with the chicken, the fuck. I'm using them chickens, and I'm gonna fucking use their eggs and resell them. I'm definitely not gonna meet with a gorilla every month to get my ass beat. and get flown across the world.

I don't know about y'all wanting to find a stupid gorilla once a month but chicken every time I get in the car that's that's that's food right there