As I'm speaking, I'm running up to my room to find my joke book to pull out some of the greatest jokes that I've ever not come up with. Okay, on the front of the cover it says, Why did the dummy put his iPhone in the blender? Because he wanted apple juice! Flipping to a random page here. Why was the garbage can mad at the other? He was trash talking. Okay, last one guys, last one. We're gonna do, Why was the pu- er, its parrot so smart? It ate wise crackers.