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Hi guys what's up I wanna know your worst first date experience I haven't been on that that many dates but I'd say the worst I took this girl out we got some frozen margaritas got four of them they were $70 I'll find out shit a boyfriend what do you guys think what is yours
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man my worst first date was whenever i pissed myself and i had to like squeeze the piss out of my clothes you know kind of like drain them and then i started stroking my sh** and you know My boss fell off and I didn't knew what
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My worst ever date, I went to cinema where they go. And you know, you know me, I risen up, risen, I got motion, I was like, little bro. But you know, I went down to eat it out from behind.
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Well I heard was either out everything else was just gibberish translate that to English
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I went on a date once and I would not stop talking it was so annoying all he did was talk
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Yeah, some people need to learn to shut the fuck up and not always be talking
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And those few people include you, so shut the fuck up.
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Oh I didn't realise the time limit was like 15 seconds I'll be quick I looked out of his window and when I put back the cuttings there was a mountain pile of nail clippings on his windowsill oh my God
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Oh what do I would never come back bro
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That's a big ass red flag, cuz what the fuck is he keeping them for? Like, does he fucking lick them or something? Does he eat them? What the fuck?
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Yeah, that's how it grows, like, why the fuck would he connect the equipments? Bro, he's funny and weird.
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Long distance relationship that's all I Gotta say no more how to be sad
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I mean, I've had a couple of those and we've made it work. But I left her now, but yeah, I've had relationships like that and yeah
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60 BU six of you but that is crazy
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I ain't even been on one.
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He was sharing the room with his little brother, who was five at the time. And he tried to fuck me while in the room with his little brother.
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Me personally, bro, I probably beat the fuck out of her bro, right once in Christmas Yeah, I probably like respectfully beat the fuck out of her bro You are if you gonna put a hold of my pocket like that
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Long story short, that guy I got in the truck with was NOT the guy I was snapchatting. Mm-mm, I don't know who he was, but... Mm-mm.
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Who is the most on the first 48
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The first day I had ever been on I got busy with a guy in a camping tent while his brother and two of his friends were 3 feet away building a fire
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