Have you ever farted in class and blamed it on the chair I know I'm not fucking British but I'm fucking just like talking British because I don't give a fuck up in here fuck

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Yes, yes I did, I was like AHHHHHHHHH You know, I was like Oh wait, wait, wait, what's this? Goodluck! That was a fucking fair!

Well I'm sorry but that's not a British accent I know you like pretending but know that it doesn't sound British you just so retarded

Babes your British accent is really really really saddening you're really trying so hard to act British but you're not doing so well at it I suggest you take lots of practice lessons

I remember I was in the fourth grade and I farted on my chair and it was very loud and everybody looked my way and I was like oh my mouth and everyone knew I farted but nobody said nothing and I was just like

Noggin like like one time I had a fart and I was going to try and hide it for like a shit and literally so fucking out the whole class stared and started laughing at me and I started laughing with him but like the Dominic I was so embarrassing I wanted to cry

Stupid ass kid but I peed in a trashcan as a kid and then I blamed it on the motherfucking dog like how did she even work but I was just

Now I remember I farted in class one day and and I actually blamed it on someone near next to me and And I'm pretty sure the whole class like believed me and I felt really bad but still to this day I didn't fart, it wasn't me.

Oh no that shit was a little too loud I just went ha ha

No, but I blamed it on the teacher once.