Give me your best pick up line and I'm choosing the best wine and I'm car shopping you $20 let me hear them

Are you an Easter egg? because I want to open you up and see what's inside of you.

Am I the asshole for laughing in my mothers friends face when she told me to go to my room I 25F don't speak to my mother like at all

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Okay, give me my 20 bucks.

Open a walk up to her confidence looking ass and be like what's your number and I'll send you gotta be confident brother

My mama always told me I was not a 10 but I guess I just got the one that I needed

Damn girl, you a gaming controller cause I want to slam you on the ground and break you into pieces.

OK I would do we have a wizard let's do that is if I had a full hour every time I thought of you call me at one because you're always on my mind honey boo-boo 01

I mean there's no point cos I'm not in America, I'm these pounds, not dollars.

Hey bro, I'm gonna get you with a good one. Are you a twinkie? Because I want to fill you up.