So oh man it's the worst situation ever I don't know what to do I girlfriend of eight years just texted me and told me she's breaking up with me because her twin sister's been blowing me up about her boyfriend I basically try to help her and like a taxi I was just like Halle power by so she broke up because I was texting her too much do you think I'm in the wrong or not

Her- Her loss!

Um, that excuse doesn't sound valid but she has autonomy so she can do what she wants essentially so you've got to take it like a champ or fight for her back okay?

******

You can just admit her that you're being trying to be helpful and she's being a hoe

Man, fuck what everybody else says. Fuck her, fuck her sister. Get into the real world. Go to the gym, start making money, start making a bank. Show this hoe what she's missing out on. Eight years and I'm just poof.

Honestly mate there's too much behind-the-scenes going on here you cannot stick the zombie ball is totally down to whether you fucked up or not and you will know deep down whether you have fucked up or not so

That is real crazy dude

Who the fuck breaks up with somebody over text? Y'all been together for eight years and she couldn't tell you face to face? Nah. Outro

Not you it's not on the long by eight. Sometimes it goes in the stupid shit and you is not in the wrong

Now I fuck the bitch.