All right this is going to be very controversial but I need to know in order for us to be friends I need to know if you would rather have orange juice or apple juice I'm picking orange juice you got to be with me I'm sorry

You're weird.

Apple juice 100%

Apple juice is way better than orange juice.

Apple juice all the way like what the fuck is orange juice? It's so disgusting. Apple juice is the fucking best pearl

Apple juice is so much better than orange juice and the crazy part is I didn't even know that people liked orange juice enough to even consider being better than apple juice at all.

Saying OJ over apple juice? That's almost as crazy as saying that you like pineapples on pizza. Like I'll Rebeach OS to be honest.

Or is juice in a discussion like what?

Apple juice orange juice to be on the boardwalk you say which is better what is decent never decently Apple does hits do I spell anymore we wake up I'm gonna go to Chick-fil-A

Orange juice, bro, has way more fucking flavor than fucking apple juice. My man, you pretend apple juice is fucking cider, fam. I swear to god.