There was this girl. She kept freaking farting with my man in front of me at my lunch table. And so he moved over next to me and she was like, Why are you sitting next to her? I'm so much better. And then I let you suck a bitch across the fucking face.

And I just woke up so don't mind my voice please.

Be honest what is my leg I have a feeling it smelled a little fishy and I am getting the vibe from her I'm sorry that must've smelled horrible

What in the Disney channel high school movies scenario are you describing right now teen drama the same happened for real

Can't really get funny, my man, in front of me. Um... Ugh... I can't really... Shut the fuck-

How could she

period for her did you say you slapped her if you did period you because she fucking deserved it like get the fuck away like you a bro deserve

I swear she just said farting. I swear to God she just said farting.

I don't know about you but I would slap her head against the lunch table multiple times until her face blades that's what I would do but don't be like me don't do what I was said I would don't

Nah, cause if I seen like the window, you know like those school windows, I would have picked up a chair through that window until it shattered, pick up the glass and slit that bitch's throat. It would have been so much simpler. late. Yeah, you.

No cuz girl why you always making these fake stories up?