That I'm okay.

You're pretty.

Telling them I'm going to hang out with a friend it's not even like five minutes away when in reality I'm on a tinder date somewhere in Orlando or Tampa

Well I told my parents I love them but like fuck them because my name is Chad and I'm fucking rad bitch

So I told my parents is that I don't drink I don't smoke and what else I'm not depressed

I told my mom that I know how to comb. when I was like seven, when I took to my home, said I know how to come.

When I went to my friend's house I said I was gonna stay the night there but I had my boyfriend come pick me up in front of her house and they still don't know.

telling them that I don't smoke but then they found out

My dad was a lifeguard and he told me when I was really young he told me that he found me in a bucket washed up on shore at Orchard Beach and for like literally years I believed him and one time I just broke down and asked my mom and she just laughed

That I suck dude off