If you could have any Pokemon in real life, what would you have? I am incredibly stuck between either a Growlith, because that turns into Arcanine, which is a pretty badass Pokemon, or Rayquaza, because it can fly? I don't know, let me know.

I want to EV I like as a pet they just look so fluffy and I'm your friend right now I need a friend

I have no idea what Pokemon... like I'm not that kind of nerd.

I would have a Litten because like it evolves in Incineroar and that's basically just like a friend like you have a friend always around like that's like a person

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Vape oions are very compatible with humans in the sense of intercourse and so you know I got it, I got it, hit that.

You know what I'd have to do to because I create whatever I want. You know what I'd be smashing every night, bro

Darker eye because he's the hottest.

I choose Ninja Turtle.

I say send a quill because team fire type but also Santa Claus cute as fuck and type allusions also cool

US the wrong mans at all it's gonna be very poor young most burrito