If you could have any Pokemon in real life, what would you have? I am incredibly stuck between either a Growlith, because that turns into Arcanine, which is a pretty badass Pokemon, or Rayquaza, because it can fly? I don't know, let me know.

Charmander no no no no no no no bro I meant to say Lugia because they cute

I got a Mewtwo so I could cause world destruction and I'm saying some light

Hey, I want a weeping bell, you know, just in case I get lonely, you know, you ain't got a car or nobody. If you got that weeping bell, fellas, you know what I'm talking about, fellas. You know what I'm talking about, fellas. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

I mean this with all love and respect I'm share I don't fuck with that Pokémon shit I don't even know what the fuck that is I'm a fucking Oscar winner

Now that I would add the fucking Charizard or a fucking second gen, I don't know, second gen Pikachu or some shit like that. Oh no. Oh just I had a fucking charger honestly.

Do you know what Can you Pokémon No problem I want is you

Charizard

I would either choose Turtwig or Pippaloo because their finite evolutions are pretty cool.

Definitely Squirtle.

Shut the fuck up.