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You're loving life right living it to the fullest don't you do some stupid now you're in jail till you're 50 years old somehow you survive until you're 50 and then you get out at 50 what's the first thing you're doing when you get out of prison at 50 years old
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shit when I get out on fuck it smoking that's what I did last time
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Until you're 50, until you're 50, bro, you're gonna get lung cancer immediately. Holy fuck. And where the fuck are you gonna afford it? You can't, you can't! Cause that's... no. Hell no, bro. You're fucked, sorry.
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Bro it's only $10 are you gonna be broke just ask for some money from your mom or your boss unless they did that light just in Dallas
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I think about that inflation after you're 50 and that fucking... That fucking, what's it called? Um... taxes. What the hell? Am I stupid, bro? I'm literally 15 years old. How can I not pronounce that? Alright, anyways, yeah. What if there's no cigarettes?
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I wasn't talking about cigarettes, I was talking about gas, it's just 10 dollars. And bro, there's no taxes on weed.
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So when you get out of jail, you're gonna fucking smoke. So I said, oh, he's gonna do cigarettes, or he's gonna, he's gonna get cigarettes. Bro, what? You said no. Hello. What the fuck? Nah.
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No I got a long is trying to get hired trying to do this shit like they trying to get pussy a dick hell no I'm just trying to get hot
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Now we can just make out instead
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Oh, nah man, you're vile.
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Then roll the motherfucking bank
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How you gonna rob the bank?
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Fuck off on a stove mommy Bear found a smooth this lotion step mommy turn off an I watch some cartoons shit stop my meat again
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Yo, nah. Bro stroking his meat to SpongeBob? What the fuck?
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You know you could have did it to comfort pandas.
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Yeah, fucking stuff in his belly hole or something. Hell yeah, let's go!
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Maybe you could do it to anyone even curious George or like Puss in boots even the tiger from kung fu panda or even the fox from Zootopia
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Yo, okay, I'm done, bro.
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Know when you'll be stuck in the middle Puss in boots they say Puss in boots you're just gonna be here in like for me if you're dead and then then I'm just gonna say it like oh you'll be feeling something all right
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When I get out of jail I'm a fucking fuck song I'm just like like yeah Fuck fuck fuck my mom
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dog you're 50 what's get out of here god damn like Bro, what?
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Why are you replying to everything are you desperate for attention or sign
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I am buying women in the DR
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Shit, I'm with you. Wanna be partners? Wanna be best friends? Wanna be lovers? Wanna get married? Wanna have children? Mmm, yeah.
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No you got a big dog you you got it
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No, no, no, no, no. Remember? I'm little dog. You're my big dog. Come on. Come on. I know you want it. You know you want it. Let's just match. Spido then you eat I can sm-
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I heard you.
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Go straight to the playground and grab my first kid bro
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Same. You know what, maybe? Maybe I can be a good little kid that you grab. Hee hee. Come on, come grab me. Come on, let's have unprotected sex, aha!
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What kind of fucking bass saw are you snorting my dude
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Get some food. Yeah, help me a whole bucket of feast. Eat some food.
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Yo, with what money, dumbass? Oh, come on.
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I don't know what I'll do but I know most people will just go after the person who put them in prison in the first place.
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You're 50 years old. How the fuck you gonna go after the guy like, or girl or whatever? How the fuck can you go after him? You're gonna like fucking break a hip or some shit, like, eh, you better be smarter Thank you.
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I didn't say me, I said what most people would do to me. But yeah, it's kind of true. But you never know.
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second date
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Hahahaha!
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My life together and moving to fucking Philippines bro or like Thailand because that's like the cheapest like food and stuff there and like living
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Probably go get fast food and then like Yeah that's all girl I didn't even that surprising sweet that's so long
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