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And I'm going with an alien, bro. Like if aliens was real, I would want one of them to be my best friend. Like just imagine your alien friend coming to pick you up in his spaceship, just drop you off to work. Hey, come on, bro.
Okay, so this is a true story. I actually met LeBron James going to the NBA All-Star game back in 2007 as part of a Make-A-Wish. He's kind of a dick, okay? I'm not the biggest fan, but I'm not a hater, and I don't know, he's not a nice dude.
I'm not gonna lie I just wanna smack the fuck out his big ass head hopefully you have a fucking toupee where the fuck you got on for that fade just flies off