Hello there, I'm not going to take too long on this but do your best British accent. I think I'm pretty good at it. It really depends on the day if I want to put all the effort into it or not but I feel like right now it's kind of iffy but it's like 12 o'clock so it's midnight so I'm kind of like not in the mood to do it you feel me okay

I'm Birch, you wanna fight? because I will put this fucking tea into your eyes

Hello mate, let's go to the store on my little trolley for our knocker I can't deal with this Let's go get some apricots They're very good this time season.

Hey man you're literally claps me and my mate don't f**k with you

Patty I got new dentistry don't listen to anybody except queens means my parents of Redskins I'm good I'm ghetto jeans

okay this is like the best British accent I can try and do

Is that actually how people think we sound? Because I don't remember any British person sound like that of a queen.

see you, see you, okay good eye mate no, oh wait, this is Australian mate, but let me see, okay, um oh, you're British would you like to take a ride on the trolley? would you like to be the crumpet, huh? Oi.

Oh I went to Lou yesterday and it was literally shit everywhere like on the floor on the toilet seat in the back of the toilet with a plunger on the on like literally in between the crease of the tiles it was literally everywhere and it's so disgusting