You ready to attend this barbecue, my bro? Yo, barbecue, boy, your ass look like you broke into Tommy the Hitman Herdhouse. Martin lookin' ass, boy. They beat your ass into a whole new ethnicity. You walked into the house Mexican, you came out that bitch a full-blown Chinese man, boy. And by the fact they beat your ass into a Guatemalan alien that only speak Italian. Uglass, boy, both your eyes swollen and black. Them bitches look like two overcooked Philly cheesesteak egg rolls. Lil' Uglass, boy, look like a motherfucker smacked you in the face with a laundry bag full of wet adopters your whole life. Lil' Uglass, boy, it look like a motherfucker dropped a Birdman. Lil' Uglass, boy.