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Okay y'all, who has the best dad jokes? Whoever has the best joke, I'm putting it on my TikTok. and go. Thank you in advance for participating in my sound ****.
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How does the T-Rex write? Sure, hey.
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How did the pirate get his ship so cheap? It was on sale
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I like that one too. RRRR.
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You got holes in your socks? You don't. How did it get to feed in?
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That's a classic.
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What do mermaids wash their fins with? Tides.
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They use pods of clams.
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Not a dad joke, I don't know what kind of fucking joke this is, but a horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked why the long face and the horse not being able to comprehend the human language language promptly shit on the floor and left.
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OK so two guys walk into a bar but the third one he ducks
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Okay, I like that way. This is like, this is my favorite one so far. Good job.
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Thank you, I think it's pretty good too.
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My dad told me one day To embrace your mistakes So he hugged me
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I'm in jail right now because I didn't sleep. That's called resisting arrest.
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