But I'm just gonna be straightforward thinking that everyone in their mama yeah

I won't be so fuck you for real I will say You dead

It was uglier than a witch's Gucci.

I'm beating my meat

I would stick it in a bowl of Orbeez. Thank you.

The first thing I would do is fucking finger myself and then I will touch my fucking tits and basically I will start recording myself and selling my ***** around you know cause I wanna be a slut

Just seeing how big my weenie is, that's it. this thing abruptly gets in my hands

Uh, I'm gonna be self-rural. I would put my fucking dick in a bagel....

I'd kill myself.

First thing I would do, pee in a urinal because I want to know what it's like.