Hello so what can I get you at McDonald's today

I scream!

No I know we can get me the fucking McFlurry

I want a fucking Mac. I want a big Mac I want a heart and spicy. I want a cinnamon moe. I want a milkshake. I want chicken nuggets I want fries. As a matter of fact, give me the whole goddamn menu. I'll take that and leave.

I mean like, can you give me a job? You know, I've been looking, man. You know, it's a struggle out here, man. You seem nice, you know, you sound nice, you look nice and everything. Please, help a man out, man. Please.

Okay, I get a double kudupendur with a side of a kudupendur and a side of a large fry and a nikkakara avocado meal and a billion fucking chicken tingers. Or sorry chicken nuggets, I forgot you don't sell chicken tenders anymore.

i want my baby baby baby baby baby ribs, i want my baby baby baby baby ribs

Just give me everything for free open the cash register I'm Finna shoot you bitch I'm gonna shoot you and I'm gonna kill you if you don't give me a fucking McDonald's give me the fucking home and you wanna fucking kill you

Oh my god can I have a happy meal but like make sure it has a new toy in it please thank you

I kind of want like large fries or something and maybe like a ten piece chicken nugget But yeah, I think that'll be it.

A nice tall glass of shot the fuck up.