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So I don't get hit by a train one time I was going to work on the gravel road because that's faster that way and I the bar start going down and I slam on the brakes but the gravel kept rolling my car forward so and I almost got hit by the train and almost died that day so that would've sucked
Oh my God I've been wanting to talk about this so I was riding my bike back home and a car camera nowhere in it back my bike and I flew off on the nets from like the time I dropped off my roof and let him my fucking ass that shit hurt so bad
That a couple times first time does that bird I came out the choked up at my book could second time was it seven I have a grandma seizure and was dead for about 15 minutes
It's so hard to tell as fast but it's like this guy could try to Konami because he like him up he dropped up and I was at my neighbors house and then the neighbor wasn't like right out in public and he's like oh your mom told me to come pick you up and then the neighbors are going to lose my daughter and then they like the way I whatever
I was stuck on my grandma's pool I was fucking stuck under this giant ass raft that took up almost the whole pool I was stuck under it and if my uncle didn't come outside I would be dead right now
So I was walking around with a car, I opened it by the school curb, and then I got hit by a car. It was funny. Like, I said it laughing afterwards. It was funny though.
Yes number one run almost ran over by a car number two almost died when I was born number three Murdering myself number for overdosing even though it's the same thing
One time in middle school I was walking to school and crossing the street I live in New York trust in the street look both ways and see a car coming wait for my turn to go soon as I step off of pick up his flight