I like love your six pack you got going on there.

Damn bro, fuck me.

Thank you for watching.

How is this guy gonna have more of an hourglass body than me? This is fucked up.

Goodbye one of them fucking '2013 you know the ones that were supposed to like around this is a massive food shut up with your top 40 on the father

Bro why your nipples so fucking spread apart but I'm kind of close together at the same time Your stomach look like a porpoise bro your stomach has a face of a purpose but what the fuck you have you have oil

Da Da Da Red, da da

You look like a taco flatbread. I feel like I could drag you by your man boobs across the ceiling and you'd be like running around like a helicopter. Like why are you built like that? Does your skin vibrate in the windows of things?

Because when is windy your skin going brrrrr?

Oh, it's Cookie Monster from eBay!