Ranch goes on pizza. Like if you don't dip your pizza in ranch when you're eating pizza, you're weird man. I just can't trust you. Like the fact that you would even order pizza and just eat it plain? I don't know how I feel about that. I don't trust you, first of all. I'll get that straight. So eat your pizza with ranch or else I'm gonna look at you funny.

Oh my gosh, huge no for this.