Fuckin' encrusted testicle, my boy. You look like a double-dip chocolate chip, cli-slip charcoal, slim-shim with a garg-a-monose, a Mr. Gargarhunch ***, no fuckin' feet, nine-armed, seven-stomach, two-ball ***ers, stepped-at-beach, two-wiffle-ball bat, you're clipped up into a ball like an autistic back-a-guard, you live in a sophisticated mud hut, you're washing machine with a bucket of water, you shake it out, you brush your teeth with your grandpa's back scratcher and you-