What you think about pea sauce? Do you like it? Do you not? If you tried it, let me know.

Well I'm sure it gets as much of a trade that shit

Oh I don't know because I never tried it

Never tried that shit in my life.

That's some motherfucking, uh, botulism sauce.

That shit gonna give me some shit on good! Oh God, no lie!

What is that even go on is that brunch bars shit

But I can't I don't give a fuck about a pink sauce I'm trying to get into your pink drawers

Ma'am I wouldn't be surprised if I see you in the hospital hooked up to an IV tomorrow because have you not seen how there's a different shades of pink that shit is not even fucking consistent look at it have you not seen happy but we get food poisoning because of that shit in the house

I have not I have never tried that shit but it looks like fucking poison I got a lie

It's been a year daddy I really really miss you mommy says you went to the store to get milk anyways I'm failing all my classes Hey Siri change my name to tickle Tipson