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Bro, it always be the huskies. It's always been the huskies and then they'd be like whining and stuff and I'm like, I'm trying to take a shit in peace. See me alone.
uh I was not, er, raw, blah blah blah, just leaning up my asshole and I was so scared. And more than that, I was screaming and I was just super traumatized. I was
This is so fucking relatable because like last night at 3 a.m. I took a huge shit and like whenever I was about to wipe my ass there was a huge ass German shepherd coming out of my ass and it wouldn't stop and it hurts so damn bad I was crying
No but there was a snapping turtle in my fucking toilet window and I was scared as fuck so I went outside and I and I and I like pit behind a bitch squatted down and pissed
Now we know what was happened I was sitting on the toilet and what came out and discuss sniffing my fucking asshole yeah so that happened is very traumatising thing I mean
I hope the dog is not a metaphor for anything I mean I hope actually I do hope it's a metaphor for something because I wanna document your toilet bro why are you taking a shit