So like you're ever taking a shit in like a dog come out of the toilet

Always the Bulldog Dogs Up My Ass

that be happening to you too? oh my god that's only me like if it happens so much it's crazy bro like... like... I don't know what's happening

Wait does that mean that the dog ate the shirt?

Yeah but then I make him eat it after so it's OK

For me it's a little different whenever I would go to Take a little boo boo like this one time a snake a long ass snake came out my butthole I'm not gonna lie to you.

Nah, a dog didn't come on my toilet, nah man. Do you mean like a dog comes into the bathroom or like comes on the toilet? I'd, bro, what do you mean?

Abra Abra Ella remember last Friday you remember last Friday tomorrow bro y'all remember when the fish was walking his dog and he died suicide

I don't know about that but have you ever taken a fat shit before and then like once that shit hits the water the water spanks you in your ass like I don't know whether to feel violated or turned on

I'm so happy. I did not know this was a universal experience. So I'm like so relieved right now Except for me, it's not usually a dog, but it's a grown man handing me a a bottle of medication.

Nah, I'm not gonna lie. them to always really be egging all my ass for real.