So like you're ever taking a shit in like a dog come out of the toilet

Wait, that actually happened to me when I was not with you. I'm just... I'm just... What the hell are you doing? Just jump out like that and have me where I can look at you like, bro. This is my home. Go away.

Yeah, he started to get my butt.

God, bro, on God this shit be so relatable. I'm on a toilet right now, and like this is the fifth time this week. And it's like, it's like, whoa. Oh

shudder

what

Bro, I literally hate when that happens so much because I'm taking one and just there's just this dog that comes out of nowhere I just started buying my butt cheeks, bro. I don't know what to do!

哈哈哈哈

All the time bro like I swear to fuck it's literally like there's so many German Shepherd's like what the fuck is that

Ah man, that was one big heck of a pool and there's no toilet paper, bro. You gotta be kidding me Oh, is that the new automatic cleaner? What was that? Nooooo!

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