So like you're ever taking a shit in like a dog come out of the toilet

She, um, no, I think you need to go for it. They're kinda off! It's my teacher fucking his girl, man.

What I don't have dogs coming out of my toilet. That's so silly. What the freak?

Oh my God bro I have given birth to some fucking aliens and I'm not talking immigrants I mean like I'll give member of this song fucking intergalactic beings and shit

No the movie every time we go to the bathroom then we hold onto mine Butt cheek the hole into my butt cheek with her teeth and it hurts so bad I'm just trying to get done

Well, yeah, I mean, that's how dogs spawn.

Sure, that happens to me all the time.

What a dog but my cat the girls girly it's like in the shower and I was like what the heck is in there show yourself and then the cat came out and I was like what the hell oh hell no

Mom bro I fucking almost taken off fat dumb and then all the sudden all crocodile just came out and that shit went on my ass I think I'm half fucking I don't know it's like I'm not lizard from Spiderman

Bro but yeah I think it happens every single day bro I swear to God bro I swear it's so annoying

Yo, and then you start licking your balls and shit. It's like calm down. We're over