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Shut up.
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Basically it was a really interesting to basically it started of me going to the supermarket and when I was in the supermarket I saw a fucking Brussel sprout pushing the trolley in the fucking trolley your Nan was sitting there so I picked her up and I'll drop kick her down 10 flights
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10 flights of stairs and then when she got them up to the bottom of fucking cow falls down the thingy and sits on her face and it's shit out of fucking alien I'm not aliens does it in your Nan up and then your Nan turned into a fucking zoom
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But she wanted any zombies she was a fucking tiger looking zombie and she started chasing me round the whole entire building and then I ran into my fucking teacher and my teacher turned round and started shouting at me
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So I turned around another pub pub and I know right at the manifest bunnies draw I don't know fucking kicked his dog to Africa
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Then when I turned around there was a bush and the bush started following and I tripped over and I fell down the mountain and at the bottom of the mountain was a herd of sheep but they were always little chav some road men
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Then when Roman light came up to me and he started going Ching Ching Ching with his little shank and I was dodging it I was doing backflips and all I did I got pushed into a fucking rave everyone was going mad
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Then I saw a buffalo at the end of a thing which I scrap and obviously I want but I don't know what happened it was weird but I'm back home safe so that's alright
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Time to get something clean!
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The dog didn't make it to Africa and got stuck in the water in the middle of a way
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My days go, but it could be better.
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so
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Can you see me Hello Can you friend me Can you find me I'm here
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I guess my day was OK
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