I put a little ketchup on my hot dog. I'll tell you why, because I believe that the ketchup is the road and the mustard is the dotted line. This is the only way that one should address their hot dog. It's your boy, Vermillion, and I'm out of here!

I want ketchup on my, um, I'd rather have ketchup. I don't really like mustard unless it's like honey mustard.

With burgers, fries, and hot dogs, it's a star. Enhancing flavors from afar.

I mean, when I'm on my period, I call myself a ketchup packet.

Speaking of relish, have you ever tried sauerkraut with a Dijon or spicy mustard, right, on a hot dog? Oh, oh my God, it's so good, especially if it's a bratwurst. Mm-mm-mm. Cheers to you.

So I chose ketchup, but that's only because I use ketchup a lot. Um, but as far as my hot dogs go, yeah, I prefer mustard and hot sauce.

Miss M Spectacular is a poet. Yeah, she hit that.

I'm liking this and I definitely love your voice when you read it. It's so calming and peaceful.