I would rather have mommy issues because, you know, if I ever get a girlfriend, you know what I mean, I might have to suck on them dicks.

Where's the both option

Honestly, daddy issues, because, like, I already have them, so, like, like, I don't want to switch up, so I'm just gonna stick with me and my daddy issues.

I got both...

honestly to be completely honest with you guys I already have both so why do I have to choose

Hey, what's up?

You're so pretty!

Hey, hey, hey, do me a favor and go to the kitchen and grab the pizza box for me and then come to my closet and give it to me just because I am starving.

And girly pop. You are literally a girly pop. I love you. I don't know you yet, but I love you already.

I have daddy and mommy issues, but anyways...