Bro's probably gonna pull up to a Walmart and start respectfully robbing them of their saltines or something.

It doesn't look like you're drinking water, it's when you look like you're drinking monster.

Why the fuck do your fingers look like that? Like the one with the- with the monster kid?

Whoa, what a bad man.

Bro, who let you ride it?

That doesn't look like water in your hand. You got something else? You're not a killer. I know you're not a killer. You're not like that. At all. You're not like that. You've never been like that. Stop it.

911 we got burgers at my house

Bro, shut up and just rob a bank already with your WATER!

Bro, I don't even- that's not even like a- it's not a bad monster, but like the new one is so much better, or like the mango one, or like the lemonade one, or I don't know, like there's so many better ones than that one, that one's kind of ass.