First guy is wild.

These days all I do is wonder if you've been enough or backwards for someone else. Wonder if you're old enough or backwards for someone else. The one time I taught you getting nasty for someone else. You don't need no one else, you don't need nobody else. No! Why you never alone? Why you always touching roads? You started studying how to be a good girl and you was in the zone! Yeah! You should just be yourself. Right now you're someone else!

What's your groceries by the spawn demons in IKEA

Why does it look like you got two keys strapped onto your necklace? Like that's probably the amount of keys it takes to lock your door because of that satanic type room you got there.

What? What the freak?

Yo, can I volunteer to be in your dungeon? Ahaha! Or are the offers off the table? Ah!