Okay, I don't know if you guys remember the game Truth or Dare because I feel like I don't hear about it much But whether you played the game or not, what's the craziest thing you ever did on a dare? Because I was a goody two shoes and even everybody who played the game with me knew that so the biggest dare I ever did or craziest one, I guess, um was um ding dong ditching my college neighbor and I was caught so that was embarrassing. Um But yeah, I want to hear yours.
Okay, so truth or dare, it's basically really easy to explain. It's when somebody asks you truth or dare, if you say truth, somebody can come up with any type of question and you have to answer it no matter how embarrassing or personal it is, versus dare, it's basically when someone and dares you to do something that 99% of the time is really outside your comfort zone. So there's that.
This was a while ago. Don't hang me. It was like 17 plus years ago. Alright. I was young. My cousin, they dare me to go ahead, go up to a kid, pick them up, Simba them in the air, spin around, put them down, run away. Oh my god, it's so cringy when I talk about it. So I said, but But say less. So what I do is I find...
Not a small, light kid Noah. Bitch, I find like a fucking little fat ass Asian kid that is over half of my height, chubby ass cheeks, dude. Come on, this kid was chunky. All right, and I go. Nore
This ain't no little kid, alright? I said little earlier, this kid was fat and he was not little. I go over to him and we make eye contact, soul to soul. And I put my face under his armpit and I am lifting, I'm heaving. I'm like, I can't lift him in the air. He only hovers maybe like five inches off the ground. Meanwhile, I'm looking at his dad.
Not sure from what Asian descent they are from, okay, but very passive people. He is looking at me very concerned, very confused. I'm looking at him like, oh, I'm sorry. And then you know what? I give up trying to lift this kid fully, propel him in the air. It's not happening. Kid is having a grand old time in downtown Disney and yeah, I run away. We all run away. Oh my god, stupid.
Oh my gosh, the moment you said Simba, I'm like, okay, you're probably gonna pick up your little cousin or, you know, your sibling or someone you know, but you picked up a total stranger, like a little kid that you didn't know? Like, and it's happening downtown Disney out of all places? Us in Disneyland downtown Disney? Oh my gosh, wait, I gotta hear more about this because I okay. I'm on the edge of my seat
You know, it's actually interesting. It's really rare for me to hear someone who's never played it But at least you know of it. So but yeah, honestly to be honest. Yeah, you're not missing out much You know, it's just a game for more so if you're bored and you're just trying to pass the time. There's that.
The craziest thing I did a dare but it was back in middle school I grabbed my backpack I threw everything out door everything for my bag like all the papers and shit out the window and we went to the highway I said flu everywhere like that shit was dangerous yeah shit was fucking dangerous