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nineteen years old // don’t even know what i’m doing at this point

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I’m as old as my tongue and a little older than my teeth. Allergic to fake lashes and sensitive folk.Love buzzwords and shooting the shit.🇱🇨🇬🇧

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Career coach, former tech recruiter and stand up comedian here to make looking for a job suck less!

Edison didn't fail 100 times trying to make the light bulb. He found 100 ways how not to make a light bulb.

Comedian in Los Angeles .

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Comedian🎤Writer✍🏼Actor🎬Server💁🏻‍♀️Dog Mom🐶🎙Host of ‘Can I Get Some Ranch’ Podcast Tuesdays 🎧Co-Host of ‘Here’s My Dick, Suck It’Thursday’s@8pm🎧🎙

Seen on: Dear White People & Better Things 📺 Host of: Before You Know My Name podcast. Creator of film: Life Like a Movie 🎥

Comedian/Musician/Writer/Cannabis Reviewer💚✌️Here for the Puns, to talk about our lives, dating, baggage, cannabis, comedy, music & more!

nineteen years old // don’t even know what i’m doing at this point