Are my eyes deceiving me, or are you just really fucking small? Like, I feel like if I were to stand up four iPhones, it would be taller than you. What the fuck? Wha- I- I don't know if you're just a short person and you're sitting down, so you're just really fucking small, but like, look at you and look at that phone. Like, l- you're the size of four iPhones. What the fuck?