You're low-key gorgeous as fuck. Now, I ain't gonna lie, I can't tell what race you are because, you know, all the sunburns and shit, so I can't tell if, you know, you're fucking Elmo or some shit, like, for all I know, you could be the red, you know, Teletubby, but, hey, you know what? I'm fine with fucking Elmo, but, you know, curiosity gets to me, um, fucking Elmo, maybe one time, but maybe it wouldn't be so bad, so hit my line, I'll treat you right for real. Your eyes are gorgeous and you're beautiful.