I saw this bike on Instagram and I fell in love with it and I really want it it's so cute it's all my favorite colors but here's the thing I don't know how to ride a bike I am no idea how to ride a bike in his bike on sale is $999 which that is like my two weeks in paychecks I mean 02 weeks and paychecks there's one month of paychecks so you get to paychecks a month that's like almost a whole paycheck after they deduct all of my you know benefits from the paycheck because I have to pay for my benefits of course Yeah anyway so I just but I would learn for this bike I would learn to ride a bike to just have this bike I've always wanted to learn how to ride a bike but I'm very scared and I don't have anybody like you know supportive and patient to help me through this process my biggest fear is falling onto the ground and not being able to catch myself before I fall and so that is like the biggest hurdle is like finding balance and so I just need someone to help me like a nice friend or a really hot guy that knows how to ride bike that I would like to take me on a date but that's another story for another day Blue wanna be so cute teach me how to ride a bike I just envision that maybe I'll try to dream that I don't I got a I got never mind I'm getting off topic here but yeah I really want this bike it's super cute but I'm poor and I can't afford it anyway and I don't know right now how to write it

OK Miss pixie I understand you to a degree you have no idea I don't know if I know how to ride a bike last time I tried to ride a bike was like five years ago and I ain't shit so I probably don't but it is a beautiful bike in that but I can't say I want money like no we can't we can't be doing that that's too much money