Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha And yeah, fuck them cowboys, let's go.

That's right, Timmy. Fly, Eagles, fly. Oh, we got jokes this season. Oh, yeah!

Okay so I just want to lead with fuck the Cowboys. Them bitches can die on the field for all I care. I hope they never make it to another motherfucking playoff ever again in the history of the NFL. I hope her invisible goals come and tie all they fucking cleats together so they all fall in unison on the first play of the fucking game. Fuck the Cowboys.

I just wanted to say, that's how you know I'm insane, cause I said an invisible gun. Fuck them cowboys, they got me all disconnected, fuck them.