have you been playing like this already like always or nah you're picking on four let me know stay spectacular this is crazy mind-blowing oh no creators are mad disrespectful creating rules and stuff

I wish a motherfucker would tell me what my house rules is. I don't care if you made the goddamn game. In my house, these are the rules. That's it. And that's that.

This was literally a heated debate or moment with my kids when we were playing UNO the other night. And, uh, nah motherfucker, you're drawing four. You're picking up four.

You know, funny thing is that when my family and I play Uno, we're always making up some type of bullshit rule. But it applies to, if I make up a rule, then somebody else makes up a rule, then somebody else makes up a rule. We never play the game the way it's supposed to, but funny thing is my husband always wins, always wins. No matter what damn rule we try to pull.

You definitely picking up four. You definitely picking up them four. What you mean they had to come out and tell us the house rules? It's the motherfucking house rules. Fuck your rules, Uno. My dog put that draw two down and somebody else put that draw two down. Somebody picking up that four and don't let the next person have another draw two. That's two, four, six. What you gonna do about that? Nothing. Pick them up. The fuck is this? You know what? Fuck you. No. Play how you wanna play.

Last time I actually played this game, I think I do remember picking up four. I've always said it that way. But this is pretty interesting. You know what? Screw the rules. Just saying. Who reads them anyway? They're more like guidelines anyway.

You know, um, I just learned how to play UNO, so I'm still kind of not confident in all the rules and everything. I just recently learned how to play UNO. Um, I never played UNO before until recently. Uh, actually about, about three, yeah, about three weeks ago. I learned to play UNO for the first time in my life. So, I'm not really sure what to think about this. I mean, I don't know.

I take no part in UNO. I'm sorry this change has rocked the world, but I'm glad I have nothing to do with it.

New unirolls? Man, new unirolls? You know what should be in your roll? You stroking that dick of mine, *****.