Nah bro, this ain't funny, this be giving me heart attacks.

what's going on grand rising coast so back in my younger little days I think we had got high and we were driving and I thought we were driving like across the Bay Bridge but we were not we were over by the lake and I was freaking the fuck out I thought I was being kidnapped all kind of shit so yeah

That's funny, he thought it was a bug. That's a good one.

I just got really excited. I can't really turn on the song.

Motherfucker, I thought that was... Who, who am I? Who am I? Who am I? Help me!

What he what he got on his chest a looking all crazy and all that shit Yeah, he's all trying to get the bug up up off the shirt. And then he what Johnny got hurt He got his feelings hurt by the cameraman the cameraman told his motherfucking ass. He ain't got a band. He just saw along Yeah, he's all alone. That's what I said. Yay, and now he ain't on my zone zone. I don't think so I told him mugged it. I'm gonna throw the boat boat

Yo I've done something like that and I don't be I but anyways, this is not about me just about them. This is spectacular

Oh, how little you know about me, my nemesis. I once got arrested for being drunk in charge of a vehicle when I was high as a kite riding a mobility scooter. Yes, you heard that right, an old person's mobility scooter at like 3am in the morning.

Ew, I remember that I did my first edible, and I didn't think nothing of it because, you know. But yeah, I got so scared that I called my sister, I called everybody, and I was thanking them for being in my life because I thought I was going to die. I forgot to breathe. It was so bad. I see why people go to the emergency room when they take edibles.

That's ridiculous, I've been there though.