All right y'all, so here I am on another petty question and again it has to do with the breakup. So last time I asked you what is a petty reason for breaking up with somebody, this time I want to know what is something petty to take after a breakup? Like what is the pettiest of pettiest, like the lowest of low things that you could take or somebody, anybody could take from an ex that they possibly lived with or even whose house they maybe have access to after the breakup? Give me your best petty things to take after a breakup.

Oh yeah. If I wanted to be petty, I'm taking the toilet tissue, the paper towel, the utensils, the soles out of your shoes and sneakers, any type of remote that you have as well. Yes, Petty Krueger. All day.

No, honest, real petty, you don't take anything, alright? You take some lemons, you cut them in half, and you go fucking hide that shit in the vents. Cause, believe it or not, lemon doesn't smell bad when it goes bad. So they're not ever gonna smell that shit and find it, but they're gonna have a hell of flies in their house and they're not gonna know why.

Bitch, mouthwash. Bitch, you not about to have no minty fresh breath without me, hoe. And you don't know the name of it. Your Dylan gang was fucked up before me. So, mouthwash. All the spoons and forks. Like, what you gotta eat for without me? Mm-mm.

The cord to the, uh, the cord to the vacuum? Because, like, you ain't about to be clean enough for ****** to be coming up in here. Mm-mm. Bitch, you got me fucked up. The cord was on the refrigerator? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Whatever make that bitch cold. What you need cold food for?

I know a ***** he went to go get his stuff and that ***** took the wall mount of the TV it was her TV but he bought the wall mount so he like this shit mine you know me he put her shit on the floor facing up and took his Walmart's wall mounts for big-ass holes in the wall I was like damn bro you stupid petty

Yeah, um, I'm taking their vibrators, their sex toys, have fun without me, like, for real. Um, especially if you're a lesbian, I wish you the best. I wish you the motherfucking best. Taking all the vibrators, taking the batteries out of- you know what? Actually, I'll take the vibrator and let them keep the batteries because, you know, you're gonna have to buy some new ones and they're not gonna be- that's not cheap.