Well, hey, hey, hey, it's your girl, Ms. Cheesecake, coming through to let y'all know, if you didn't know, Happy National Cheesecake Day. What is your favorite cheesecake by chance? Let's talk about it.

Goddammit Cheese, now you made me really want cheesecake. But to answer your question, I really like a Oreo cheesecake or just a nice chocolate cheesecake. Happy Cheesecake Day!

What's going on, Ms. Cheesecake? Hey, um, I... love strawberry... red velvet cheesecake. Yeah, it's my favorite.

Abso-fuckin-lutely, strawberry cheesecake is my favorite, probably second to regular plain cheesecake. I don't like too much stuff, they be doing too much sometimes with the chocolate and all that shit. Keep that shit basic and plain and just so yummy. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

My favorite cheesecake is plain cheesecake with either caramel on it and whipped cream or strawberry. Those are my two favorite.

Oh shit, happy fucking cheesecake day. Well, god damn, I didn't even know! Ho ho, well thanks to you, now I know! Oh my god, I got so many favorite kinds. Like legit, like New York style, nothing on it. Like just pure, beautiful cheesecake. I like coffee cheesecake. I like cheesecake with some fucking cherries and cherry drizzle on top. Oh my god, I've never met a cheesecake I didn't like.

Man I love a cheesecake. I like to eat it slow, take my time, you know, enjoy the flavors. I might even lick it sometime. Nah, I'm just playing. Shout out to you for this poster.