I'm desperate, please, and anybody, please, and anybody, I'm desperate, I need a girlfriend, bro. I need a girlfriend.

There's plenty of kitty in the sea. Like, you're trying to find the girlfriend on here? That's crazy!

Yeah, bro, it's really easy. Just go to an elementary school, pick one out, you feel me? Slap the bitch in your backpack.

It's gotta be a joke.

Well, listen, Pookie, if you want that, you need to be, like, showing your abs or showing at least your face, not this damn cat. Ain't nobody want to see your cat and be like, oh, yep, this the one.

Ah! Bikini's so cute! Bikini's so cute! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

I don't know what you expected from this post. I don't really know what your brain was telling you when you posted this. I don't know if you were even in your own body when you posted this, but you ain't gonna get a girlfriend if you can't even show your face. Especially on this app. You gotta be fucking desperate, I'm sorry. You on this app asking for a girlfriend? That is fucking wild. That's fucking wild.

okay i'm so sorry to say this to you but why are you asking for a girl online man like okay like i understand you need a girlfriend you're desperate but like don't ask online like look for people you know irl like you know what if like what if someone's catfishing you what if they're like an old grandma trying to like fucking rape you like you never know bro just like try looking for someone in your life that's all i'm gonna say

No I think you just need to go outside man I think the dog I think the less you stress about women the more you gain women I feel like oh no he doesn't it's just need to start worrying about that shit man get your bread up because you like to see you doing right now so female complainers I need a girlfriend like come on man don't do that shit man

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