Pussy, pussy, stop giving me pussy on my birthday Valentine's Day is the worst shit ever. I had it yesterday. We'll make it special today.

A birthday card and then I got pushed off a tree and I broke my arm.

For my high school graduation I got a watch that is for kids like 410 years old and literally I was about to cry when I saw what they gave to me so yeah this was the worst birthday present ever

Man, I'm gonna say probably a gift card. Just cause there's no thought behind it at all. It's just a gift card or a giant eagle or something or any grocery store stupid shit

Oh my god, some of these people's things are crazy. I guess I had a good life.

I had a very serious boyfriend who not only did not plan a single thing for my birthday but he took me to see Iron Man three when I was like are we gonna do some thing he's like bogus Iron Man's out and then he had this stupid hat that said naughty road race on it which was like his racecar name or something and we were at the movie theater and next door had a lids place and he asked if I wanted a matching hat that was his birthday present